Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Please don't feed the hungry

Because we are the government and we will save them from a terrible fate.


“The Dept. of Health and Hospitals ordered the staff at the Shreveport-Bossier Rescue Mission to throw 1,600 pounds of donated venison in garbage bins — and then ordered then to douse the meat with Clorox — so other animals would not eat the meat,” the Fox report notes.

Again, just so we’re all on the same page, that’s 1,600 pounds of venison.

“Deer meat is not permitted to be served in a shelter, restaurant or any other public eating establishment in Louisiana,” a Health Dept. official said in an email to Fox News.

“While we applaud the good intentions of the hunters who donated this meat, we must protect the people who eat at the Rescue Mission, and we cannot allow a potentially serious health threat to endanger the public,” the statement adds.

 The meat had been donated from a group called Hunters for the Hungry. They are rightfully outraged, as is the Mission staff who have been serving deer meat for years.

Crazy people or citiots or borg like adherents do shit like this..What the Hell?

Sunday, February 10, 2013

This is Libby Davies

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Darn it, I despise when bloggers pick the least flattering photo to make a point, I do not want to be one of those bloggers so can I have a do over?

This is Libby Davies.

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Marginal improvement. Surely I can do better.  Shall I try again?

This is Libby Davies.

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I give up, I guess Libby is just NOT what you would call photogenic.

So this is a fair representation of what Libby Davies looks like.

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Libby Davies is a politician. Not just any politician but a member of her Majesty's Loyal Opposition. Not just any member of her Majesty's Loyal Opposition, but the NDP critic of Health.  Health you say? Yup Health.

This is Libby Davies.

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She has tabled a Private Member's Bill in an effort  to restrict the little people's salt intake, all in the name of Health of course. Because you can tell she is all about being healthy....right?

Physician (she's not) heal thy self first (she wont).

To be fair I would oppose the Libby Davies / nanny staters of life even if they appeared  in Victoria Secret's runway show or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. However the blatant hypocrisy and  stupidity of these types is usually not this obvious....It's rather stunning really.

Talk about your bloated overlord......

A little ditty that comes to mind when ever I think of dear Libby, that's fairly normal right?











Wednesday, April 18, 2012

I thought Freud was Austrian....

not Swedish......who knew?

Slippery bugger that Freud.

I note that the article changed it's picture from the one of the laughing Minister of Culture feeding the "black person" their own innards ( a somewhat nostalgic throw back to the days when our rulers didn't even try to hide their distain for the little people) to a photo of  just the cut cake.

They still have it up at Small Dead Animals.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Maple Muffins recipe to mollify me......

Children, This recipe is for Joel.

The kiddos were a tad upset that I forgot to add this recipe in the box,  so here goes.


My kids favorite maple muffin recipe is as follows:

Grey's heavenly Maple syrup Muffins.
Ingredients:

1/4 cup of margarine (or butter)

1/2 cup of sugar

1 teaspoon of salt

1 1/4 cups flour

2 teaspoons of baking powder

3/4 cups of rolled oats

1/2 cup of milk

1/2 cup of maple syrup.(yes I have even used the pancake syrup and folks still manage to eat them.)

Glaze (optional)
1 tablespoon butter

1/2 cup of icing sugar

1 tablespoon of maple syrup

Directions:

Soften the Margarine and blend in the sugar and salt.

Add dry ingredients and blend in with a pastry cutter or cut them in with a knife/fork, until crumbly.

Mix in the oats.

blend milk and maple syrup together and pour over your other mixed ingredients, stirring only to moisten.

Put in muffin tins or muffin papers in muffin tins about 3/4 full.

Pop into a preheated oven (350 F) for about 20 minutes.

Now these muffins are tasty enough but sometimes when I'm in a really good mood or need a really good sugar fix I add/spread the Glaze on top when the baked muffins are already slightly cooled. Both ways are delicious. 

Enjoy!



Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Thank You Haggen-Dazs!!!!!!

About a year a go a wrote a post lamenting the discontinuation of my Favorite Haggen-Dazs flavour. Twas my favorite treat and I was most disapponited when I could no longer find it anywhere.

In,  a fit of pique,  a rare moment of health related clarity I decide not to replace my addiction, favorite treat with some other flavoured Ice cream.

Now I am not one to use a scale, I have issues with folk`s issues with weight. You are pretty much what you are and I do NOT need a scale to validate me, nor did I want my girls relying on a F#%ing mechanical scale to let them know if they are a healthy weight or not. Folks know if they are too heavy or way to skinny, numbers really have no place in my life. (Funny I have a degree in accounting....wonder what that says about that.....)


However,  and you knew there was gonna be a however or but right,,, Ya knew it right????? I did manage to be weighed for my early physical and I dropped about 8 lbs. Now 8 lbs may not be much, but I am not much, I'm all of 5 foot tall and it seems when you are 5 foot nothing plus a smidgen  8lbs makes a bit of a difference. A difference that I noticed over the summer where my clothes were getting waaay to loose ( had to go out and buy a belt) waaay to baggy and finally (when I was giving those baggy assed skater boys competition in the falling down pants when I move quick department) I gave in and bought a few new things. Shockingly I went down two whole jeans sizes.



Seemingly this is all from no longer eating my favorite chocolate treat. Wow! Who would have thunk it possible that one small adjustment could make such a difference over a years time. Yes I KNOW they say it does, I've heard it tons of times,  just like you have, but I have never had it demonstrated so graphically before.

So thank you Haggen-Dazs. Thank you very much!!!!

And just how does one go about silently celebrating such minor breakthrough in thought. Well of course one goes out and buys their second favorite flavour of HAGGEN-DAZS. What else would any sane person do?

Grab your second favorite Haggen-Dazs flavour and remove top.

Place in microwave and nuke for 46 seconds. Why 46 seconds? Because that my favorite amount of time to nuke ice cream, work with me here.

Take a teaspoon and swoop around the inside of the top of the ice cream container. Eat, repeat until you have made a sizable moat. Saver the flavour.

Now proceed to fridge and remove Smuckers Chocolate sauce and it's best friend Smuckers Caramel sauce. Fill moat with chocolate sauce, pour caramel sauce onto the top and fill divot made from moat filled chocolate sauce.

Reinsert spoon and saver da flavour again. In fact saver the flavour as if it is the last time you are  gonna do this....because it is the last time and I mean it, I am ever gonna do that.

Really it is......I promise myself.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Got Milk?...Shhhhhhhhhhhh

Thank goodness for the mighty swat team saving folks from the eviiiils of raw milk and organic products.

Via Natural News:

A multi-agency SWAT-style armed raid was conducted this morning by helmet-wearing, gun-carrying enforcement agents from the LA County Sheriff's Office, the FDA, the Dept. of Agriculture and the CDC (Centers for Disease Control).



Rawesome Foods, a private buying club offering wholesome, natural raw milk and raw cheese products (among other wholesome foods) is founded by James Stewart, a pioneer in bringing wholesome raw foods directly to consumers through a buying club. James was followed from his private residence by law enforcement, and when he entered his store, the raid was launched.

Heh......I can just imagine the homecoming of the big brave police man/Swat team member/ Department of Disease Control/FDA guys that went out on that call.




Hi Honey I'm home.

How was your day at work dear?

Great I saved countless wee innocent children from the dreaded organic mango, raw milk seller. Yup we finally got him.

Partner sighing adoringly: My hero.....



Nice little blurb at the bottom of their article here:

We are fed up with these illegal mob-style raids against the raw foods community! It is time to protest and fight back against tyranny!


Yes it is and good luck with that..







Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Focaccia

In  previous post I have mentioned that I am  a huge fan of  NO Knead Breads.  One of my favorite books is Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day: The Discovery That Revolutionizes Home Baking

and their block buster sequel of healthy breads, Healthy Breads in Five minutes a day

Jeff Hertberg M.D. and Zoe Francois, the authors of the above two books have an awesome web site where you can go and get recipes, trouble shoot and their blog is pretty good reading too. I appreciated this when I first started, not only did it answer any questions I had but it gave inspiration too. They even provide their master recipe for white Flour dough so you can give this whole concept a try.

One of the "hazards" of this technique is  occasionally I can forget a tub of bread dough is fermenting away in the back my fridge. This tends to happen more in summer when I am flipping back and forth from the house to the lake.

As a refresher this is what my dough should look like.


No Knead dough

But today this is what I found hiding at the back of my fridge in the trailer.

played out yeast

That is some very played out yeast, but it did still smell very good, kinda sourdoughish, so I decided to use it anyway.  What to make, won't make a nice loaf, boule or baggette,  maybe some focaccia for some nice sandwiches? Yeah that sounds pretty good to me. (the amount of dough shown will make two or three focaccia)



First thing I did was generously flour a large surface, which I can tell you in a camping trailer is not an easy thing to find, but I digress, flour the surface, place dough on it and push pull and roll out into a rectangle type shape around 8 or 9 inches by 8 or 9 inches or so.

Hey it could be square also, but somehow just saying square adds a certain pressure to attain perfection. You know that four equal sides thing can be a bummer if your a perfectionist, which I'm not, so retangular it is for me. :O)


rollled out flat

Ok so it looks more like an omeba then a rectangle, but simple is the name of this game, not perfection. Get it? Got it? Good.

It should feel nice and smooth (like a baby's behind) and  soft. I used about 1 Tablespoon of olive oil and rubbed it on the dough and then flipped it over and  Slapped it on some parchment paper, tin foil will do but I like to bake with parchment paper, always have, nothing sticks to it and it soaks up excess  grease/oil residue, where as tin foil does neither of those things for me.

on parchment paper

Made a slurry of 1 tablespoon of salt, 1 Tablespoon of water and 1 Tablespoon of  Olive oil and brush that on my top after I poked a whole bunch of "dimples" in my dough with my fingers. You are supposed to use the end of a wooden spoon and make it pretty one indentation at a time and symmetrical, one indentation at a time and symmetrical is (again) for perfectionists with time on their hands and those that don't have as many children as I do. At least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

olive oil
I decided to add some asagio cheese and spices, covered it with a tea towel and let rest for about forty minutes.


asagio cheese and spices
Start BBQ about 10 to 15 minutes before baking bread as we want it nice and hot  450 hot.

I added a tin pie plate so I can add 2 cups of water to the BBQ when I put my Focaccia in so it will steam like real bakery bread does.

Throw the parchment paper protected dough on to the grill, add your two cups of water to your pie plate, close quick as a bunny and let bake for about 25 minutes. You might need to monitor your BBQ a wee bit and adjust times  (also a wee bit) because BBQ s can be hard to regulate temp wise.

Take dough out and cool.

focaccia bread

Yummy tasted even better then it looked.

crumb focaccia

Even the crumb looked great on this improvised, slapped together attempt to not waste bread dough.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Because Chocolate is my crack

If you are like Moi and categorize  chocolate as it's very own  food group go here and

Bake this now,

Knock you naked Brownies

I was dubious at first, brownies from a cake mix? who've thunk it? Filling made from  melted Kraft caramels? I'm thunking and groovin it right now, with a cup of tea.

One bite and I was transported to a cloud of chocolate/caramel gooey goodness that rivals....excuse me I hear another cloud of chocolate/caramel gooey goodness calling my name right now....   


This woman can bake.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

There ought to be laaaww bout that.

I think chocolate is a food group, a very specialized food group from which I particularly  like to dip into when I'm...um...er....moody...cross..Bitc ... hormonal...stressed ..nope none of those words capture the essence ..here we go.."not quite myself". Yeah I like that turn of phrase much better.

Noticing I was "not quite like my self", the Cattleman, with impeccable instincts for self preservation, went out in an attempt to purchase me my favorite sedative...Ice cream.  Haagen Dazs's Triple Chocolate  to be exact. What makes Haagen Dazs's Triple Chocolate so special you ask? Well good question, it is so fine, so fine, it blows my taste buds to a state of such utter pleasure that endorphins are released in the multitudes. Tranquility and contentment is almost instantaneous. In other words Haagen Dazs's Triple Chocolate is my prozac of choice.

As the name implies there are three, count em three different chocolates to be found in this wee two cup bucket. Chocolate Ice cream, made with (I'm sure) the finest of cream, chocolate fudge genache ribbons intertwining it's way throughout  the cream, with chuncks of chocolate truffles generously sprinkled among the rivers of chocolate genache. Heaven in a pint for a chocoholic don't cha know. The best way to eat said HD is to insert into microwave for 30 seconds on High, take out, insert spoon and proceed to eat resulting goop. Sigh with pleasure..... become a more centered, more balanced "your self" again.

You may wonder how ingesting something that has 330 calories per half cup,  68% of your daily requirement of fats, 32% of DI of cholesteral,  and  9 grams of sugar, with a minimal nod to your DI of fiber (Fiber shhhhmiber, I'm sure that is sooo over rated) no traces of vitamins or minerals and hardly even rates a mention for calcium DI....just catching my breath here...you may wonder how that rates as good for you? The secret is so simple it is beautiful.

It's made from ALL NATURAL products. How can that be bad? It can't!!!!!..... ALL NATURAL is good. It's the best, so we have all been told. I chose to believe it in this case...It's ALL NATURAL so it is ALL GOOD! Brilliant!!

Oh yeah.... last we saw the  Cattleman he had gone out to get me some (along with other stuff of course), unfortunately he came back ice creamless.

Umm they didn't have any of your ice cream there.

Thats odd they know I always buy it, I guess they just ran out.

No biggie deal right? Like a duck, it just rolls off.  Fast forward to me going groceries today in the big city, they will have it for sure. They have all that premade stuff coming out their ying yang freezers. But they don't. It's a conspiracy I tells ya, a conspiracy. So I decide to talk to the guy who is stocking the freezer aisle. After pleasantries I get to my point and I ask him what's up with the no Triple Chocolate Haagen Dazs. He replies: I'm not sure about that flavour but they have discontinued a few to make room for new ones. I gasped for Air. New flavours? Discontinued? What???? Sensing my discomfort with this news he decides to "go check" with a manager, could I wait for minute? OOOOh .K. I can wait.


It's official my love for triple chocolate Haagen Dazs is over, it is goooone, never to return. Who needs it anyway? All that cholesterol (even if it's the good cholesterol which I highly doubt) , all that fat, all those calories, all that taste in just one half cup of pleasure.Which makes me wonder: who can eat just a half cup anyway? Who are they kidding with that serving portion? Who alive could make that little wee container go FOUR count em four sittings? Not me, Gandhi couldn't have stopped at a half cup for crying out loud.

One thing is for sure I will NOT be replacing my now discontinued  ice cream for any of the "new" la-tee-da flavours, no sir, not gonna happen, Grey is gonna keep her dignity about this. I'll just do more Yoga to achieve my center, yeah that's it, more yoga or something...

Monday, March 7, 2011

I find this hard

to swallow

Raise your glass if you fancy a shot of horse semen, a purported "delicacy" that will debut at the  Wildfoods Festivale in Hokitika, New Zealand, in March.

"It is sort of quirky, I suppose," festival organizer Mike Keenan told AOL News, with Kiwi understatement.

"It is the protein of the stallion. It is going to be tastefully done."

Well of course it is, nothing says tasteful like a mug of stallion semen.

Festival organizer Keenan joked that New Zealand's recent international sporting success in rugby league and netball were because of athletes imbibing stallion semen.

"The Kiwi rugby league team and the New Zealand netball team  found [stallion semen] is better than Viagra and has helped their performances very well," he said.

Well there ya go then, makes sense to follow those folks that also believe such superstitious classics as not shaving, showering or changing their underwear during a season because it would be "bad luck".

H/T HOM

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

All the tea, rice and wheat in China.

is going up in price due to drought.

The United Nations’ food agency issued an alert on Tuesday warning that a severe drought was threatening the wheat crop in China, the world’s largest wheat producer, and resulting in shortages of drinking water for people and livestock.
China has been essentially self-sufficient in grain for decades, for national security reasons. Any move by China to import large quantities of food in response to the drought could drive international prices even higher than the record levels recently reached.

“China’s grain situation is critical to the rest of the world — if they are forced to go out on the market to procure adequate supplies for their population, it could send huge shock waves through the world’s grain markets,” said Robert S. Zeigler, the director general of the International Rice Research Institute in Los Baños, Philippines.

I think this is going to prompt me to add to my stores. I will make my purchases already scheduled for the next three months or so ahead of time.... Like this weekend. 

Monday, February 7, 2011

Let them eat Khale

Her Royal Highness of  US of A, Ms.Obama has decided that parents need to be able to go into ANY restaurant and be confident that they can get their child a healthy meal. Of course the ignorant peasants parents are not smart enough to know what their children should eat or even where a good meal can be found soooo she is in "talks" with the restaurant association to address this issue.


After wrapping her arms around the retail giant Wal-Mart and trying to cajole foodmakers into producing nutrition labels that are easier to understand, Michelle Obama has her sights set on a new target: the nation's restaurants. A team of advisers to the First Lady has been holding private talks over the past year with the National Restaurant Association, a trade group, in a bid to get restaurants to adopt her goals of smaller portions and children's meals that include offerings healthier than French fries and soda, according to White House and industry officials.



Well Missy Obama lets take a look at what YOU and your photo op sidekick served for dinner to your guests last night shall we?


For his Super Bowl party Sunday evening, Obama is offering Yuengling Lager and Light, brewed in Pennsylvania and Hinterland Pale Ale and Amber Ale, all the way from Wisconsin. Independents can pour down some White House Honey Ale if they like.
The rest of the menu for the 100 or so guests at the White House bash is tailgate-friendly even if served inside the Executive Mansion: bratwurst, kielbasa, cheeseburgers, deep-dish pizza and Buffalo wings with sides of German potato salad, twice-baked potatoes and assorted chips and dips.
Tsk Tsk that is very disappointing, nary a salad or low-fat entrée to be found on that menu is there? But not to worry my Queen de US of A, I am sure your consort will continue to make inroads with the economy to the point where only you and your fellow  class crones will be able to afford to go out to any dinning establishment. See problem solved...Non? Bon Appetite.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

No Knead Baguettes anyone?

How about this set of Baguettes.........

Grey's Bagettes

Made these a few days ago with a "No Knead" method. Very easy and the dough makes enough for 4 count 'em 4  delicious baguettes. Best part of it you don't have to make all the baguettes at once. You can make one or all four at a time for your convenience. Option to make them the initial day of the mixture and up to 10 days  later. A very flexible recipe.  The dough really stays nice for that long, as a matter of fact the bread's flavour changes and enriches with age.

BTW you can also make Boule (regular round  loaves of  bread) Great Pizza dough or flatbread from this recipe too.

Basic No Knead Recipe:

Ingredients:

6 1/2 cups  of unbleached all purpose or bread flour.

1 1/2 tablespoons  of instant or bread machine yeast.

1 1/2 tablespoons of table salt or kosher salt.

3 cups of lukewarm water about 100 F/ 38 C  (No hotter or you will kill the yeast).

Directions:

Put dry ingredients in a large plastic container. I use a Tupperware clone container and just DO NOT fully shut it during rise and storage, this is a live dough that requires breathing. Make sure it is well mixed a whisk works great here. You will not be mixing it much with the liquids so it is important to make sure the yeast is distributed.

Add your warm water and stir until just moistened. Now Beat with a large spoon ( wooden) about forty strokes scraping the bottom flour up  and getting  the sides Incorporated. The dough will form a lumpy sticky mass.

Rise: cover your bowl with plastic wrap or loosely put on top of Tupperware clone type container for about two hours at room temperature in a draft free place (I'm not sure why draft free, but practically every bread recipe since time began says "draft free" so I decided there must be a good reason and chose to comply on this small matter.) The dough will take on a sponge like appearance something like this:



No Knead dough

DO NOT PUNCH DOWN THIS DOUGH!

To make your Baguette:


The dough is now ready to be used or put in the fridge until you bake. Up to 9 more days. You have enough dough for 4 baguettes. I tend to make at least two at a time.

First I flour my hands then I grab my kitchen scissors, ( you might want to flour your scissor blades two) yes I said scissors and I snip the dough into half and then those halves into haves. I have 4 approx the same sized hunks of very sticky dough.

Working the dough as little as possible (and adding flour as necessary) form each piece into a cigar shape around 14  inches long. Don't stress. This is pretty easy, the dough is not stiff at all, I tend to just hold it up and allow it to stretch it's self a bit, then put it on the floured surface and gently pull/stretch it the rest of the way to it's desired length. Coat with flour while working (this is really sticky stuff) outside will become soft and smooth like a baby's bottom. No sticky areas should be felt. Pinch each end to a point. Not to worry if they are not the same they seem to all bake and taste wonderful regardless.

As I finish shaping each baguette I used to place them on a cookie sheet or piece of parchment paper with cornmeal scattered on it. Not anymore my hubby made me this baguettte shaper/riser/baker out of  sheet metal, it looks like a W with a flat bottom, so now I place the parchment paper on the it, the cornmeal and I let them rest/ rise  (and later bake) on that. Let rest covered with a tea towel for about 40 minutes.

About 30 minutes before the baguettes will be ready I heat up the oven  ( 450F) with the baking stone on a rack and a empty metal pan on the bottom shelf of the oven. ( You will be adding two cups of water to that metal pan to steam the bread, it gives the bread a wonderful bakery crust, dark, thin and crispy.)

Before you place your baguettes in the oven you need to score them a few times. You can use a very sharp knife, but I again just snip them on the top a few times with my kitchen scissors. 

Now you can put the cookie sheet in the oven or slide the parchment paper onto the baking stone or what ever method works for you. Really I am NOT trying to complicate this :O) You can use just about any baking utensil/method and (I have) and it still works out wonderfully.

Quickly stuff it in the oven and put the water in the metal pan and close that oven door as fast as you can to keep as much of the steam in as possible.

Bake for 25 minutes. Crust will be a medium darkish brown colour, also have a somewhat hollow sound when tapped on the bottom.

Cool as long as you can stand to wait to eat.

p.s. I quickly snapped a photo or two of the cut baguette to show how nice the "crumb" is. Unfortunately I took crumby photos and it was badly out of focus. :O(

Monday, August 9, 2010

First they came for your peanut butter....

The demonization of food continues unabated:



Under pressure to produce a blueprint after three years of internal talks, Health Canada's sodium working group, set to release its long-awaited report today,



WThoodles? We paid folks and have a “EXPERT PANEL” on SALT? Working on this important issue for YEARS? Like in the treaty? No like in building up more bureaucracy for Health Canada to monitor Business, restaurants and food stuffs for sale at your local grocer.

Notice how they slip in the impression of need with the big percentage of 75% sitting right in the end of the article?


Medical experts warn that excessive sodium intake is associated with increased blood pressure and is a risk factor for stroke, heart attacks, kidney disease and heart failure. In Canada, about one in four people have hypertension and it is estimated that high sodium intake is to blame in 75 per cent of cases.

75 % of 25% is about 18% and it’s just their own scary doomsday "guesstimate" is all.

So that leaves, at minimum, 82% of the population with absolutely no issues with salt what so ever.

So far it is a forced voluntary adherence, with the clear and present threat that regulated mandatory adherence is next if the SALT panel is not pleased by the voluntary measures industry makes. So the carrot is the temporary absence of the stick. I have no doubt that the salt panel will be announcing the stick very soon as industry will never have a chance to follow their lead quick enough to suit them.

We are doomed to endless  intrusion, regulation for regulation sake, empire building at our expense and it will be lapped up as being for our own good too. Sweet….er no salty…..

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

I see more crazy People

contributing to the ruination/reconstruction of a nation,

Having watched the oil gushing in the Gulf of Mexico, dairy farmer Frank Konkel has a hard time seeing how spilled milk can be labeled the same kind of environmental hazard.


But the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is classifying milk as oil because it contains a percentage of animal fat, which is a non-petroleum oil.

The Hesperia farmer and others would be required to develop and implement spill prevention plans for milk storage tanks. The rules are set to take effect in November, though that date might be pushed back.

“That could get expensive quickly,” Konkel said. “We have a serious problem in the Gulf. Milk is a wholesome product that does not equate to spilling oil.”

and

“The federal Clean Water Act requirements were meant to protect the environment from petroleum-based oils, not milk,” he said. “I think it is an example of federal government gone amuck.”
Amuck, Amuck, amuck......waist deep in crazy these days. The sad part is no one is too bothered cause the crazy parade keeps on rolling on....

H/T SDA

I see crazy People

and they are running a country:

The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency is considering a crackdown on farm dust, so senators have signed a letter addressing their concerns on the possible regulations.




The letter dated July 23 to the EPA states, "If approved, would establish the most stringent and unparalleled regulation of dust in our nation's history." It further states, "We respect efforts for a clean and healthy environment, but not at the expense of common sense. These identified levels will be extremely burdensome for farmers and livestock producers to attain. Whether its livestock kicking up dust, soybeans being combined on a dry day in the fall, or driving a car down the gravel road, dust is a naturally occurring event."

This isn't about dust, this is about absolute control, driving your average sane person out of the family farm business, out of any form of self reliance, it is about absolute control of you and yours.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

I want this....

Looking around the Internet this morning for  storage solutions and stumbled upon this no so little beauty:

Shelf reliance

Now to track down  a distributer that does NOT reside in Utah.

I know,  I know,  it is a poor master that blames it's tools, your point is?

Monday, June 7, 2010

Back in the saddle again

As a house maintenance item I decided to tackle the job of my freezer today. Ewwwwww.

Up until about 6 or so months ago I could tell you exactly what as in it and when it was due to be used or refused, circumstances being what they were I lost complete and total touch with what was going on in both the freezer and in my stores. So time to pull up me socks and brave the jobs I have been dreading. Ewwwwwwwww.

Turfed some stuff that was just taking up space, (like fish, I am th only one who likes fish, I keep buying it to feed the suddenly unhungry, so I should just give up this one and stop buying it, there...it's decided, one less struggle to improve the family's diet, even I can learn eventually can't I, gotta learn to pick more important mountains) home baking that was long forgotten, some store bought bread, What store bought bread in MY house? Ewwwwwwww.

A couple of ham bones that will now never make soup, left over turkey also that will never make soup. What a waste of what was once good food and $$$$$.

Some freezer burned fruit, (Frigo seal apparently has no friggin seal when it comes to freezing) But still have quite a bit that needs using up soon, so making jam on the morrow. Wild blueberry jam, Raspberry jam and a mixture of the two along with the small amount of strawberries I also found.

 Loe and behold about forty lbs of Hamburger that I forgot I had and needed to be used. So I made 6 tourtieres, have a slow cooker full of chili that is bubbling away waiting to be canned tomorrow and  making a pile of meat balls to put up in the freezer for soups and pastas. Num num. I make fanfreakingtastic home made meatballs, the secret is to soak one or two pieces of bread in milk and work that thru the meat along with the spices. If you want to go allll out add some shredded asiagio and parmigiana cheeses. Take tablespoon amount of meat mixture roll into balls, place on a cookie sheet or a lasagna pan, don't over fill your pan, cook in oven at 350, every 10 minutes or so take the pan out and shake it so the meat balls roll around and return to oven until they are cooked evenly. Cool and place in freezer bags.  Smooth like butter they are......

Only a fraction of the way thru the freezer, feeling energized to take back the reigns and get this stores business back under control. I already know that my canned goods and dry goods are  an issue, a mass of holes in inventory, stuff in all the wrong places, ewwww what a mess it is too. Another job to start when this one is Finished.

Now to just come up with some sort of system that will keep track that is so user friendly that this doesn't happen again....Who am I kidding....come up with a system to make it easier to recover from...now that is a more likely scenerio.

Friday, April 2, 2010

No knead to fuss Artisan Breads

Back in 2006 the New York Times (that other Gray Lady) had a piece on this new technique of making a perfect loaf of Artisan bakery quality bread in your own kitchen.

It is indeed easy-peasy, measure simple ingredients, mix with a spoon, let stand for 12 to 18 hours, no kneading, no proofing,  no fuss throw it into a dutch oven type covered pot . The crumb? The crust? The flavor? No worries. All you need is 5 minutes here and five minutes there and a place to put it while the unique dough does it's magic.

Here is the basic recipe and technique:

3 cups all-purpose or bread flour, more for dusting

¼ teaspoon instant yeast

1¼ teaspoons salt

Cornmeal or wheat bran as needed.

1. In a large bowl combine flour, yeast and salt. Add 1 5/8 cups water, and stir until blended; dough will be shaggy and sticky. Cover bowl with plastic wrap. Let dough rest at least 12 hours, preferably about 18, at warm room temperature, about 70 degrees.

2. Dough is ready when its surface is dotted with bubbles. Lightly flour a work surface and place dough on it; sprinkle it with a little more flour and fold it over on itself once or twice. Cover loosely with plastic wrap and let rest about 15 minutes.

3. Using just enough flour to keep dough from sticking to work surface or to your fingers, gently and quickly shape dough into a ball. Generously coat a cotton towel (not terry cloth) with flour, wheat bran or cornmeal; put dough seam side down on towel and dust with more flour, bran or cornmeal. Cover with another cotton towel and let rise for about 2 hours. When it is ready, dough will be more than double in size and will not readily spring back when poked with a finger.

4. At least a half-hour before dough is ready, heat oven to 450 degrees. Put a 6- to 8-quart heavy covered pot (cast iron, enamel, Pyrex or ceramic) in oven as it heats. When dough is ready, carefully remove pot from oven. Slide your hand under towel and turn dough over into pot, seam side up; it may look like a mess, but that is O.K. Shake pan once or twice if dough is unevenly distributed; it will straighten out as it bakes. Cover with lid and bake 30 minutes, then remove lid and bake another 15 to 30 minutes, until loaf is beautifully browned. Cool on a rack.
If I have made this clear as mud for you, here is a demonstration:






This simple time saving, idiot proof way of making fa-bu breads has swept thru kitchens across the world and has created a market for recipes since then. Who would have thunk you could improve on such an easy thing|? Well ya can and bakers have.

How about making the loaves more healthy, not just white flour? Whole grains? Gluten free your cup of tea? Yup!

How about making a batch of dough big enough to make up to four loaves that will stay good in your fridge for up to two weeks that you can just cut off a piece and use in 5 minutes? Yup they have figured that one out too.

I would hazard a guess that two of the best known/selling books based on this phenomena are:

Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day: The Discovery That Revolutionizes Home Baking

and their block buster sequel of healthy breads, Healthy Breads in Five minutes a day

Jeff Hertberg M.D. and Zoe Francois, the authors of the above two books have an awesome web site where you can go and get recipes, trouble shoot and their blog is pretty good reading too. I appreciated this when I first started, not only did it answer any questions I had but it gave inspiration too. They even provide their master recipe for white Flour dough so you can give this whole concept a try.

My only problem has been refrigerator space, when you make your own breads and this dough lasts up to two weeks, variety makes you spoiled for choice and I like choices, lots of choices, some for buns, some for breads, jeepers this bread would be great with pasta, whole wheat with the chili, focaccia for the sandwiches,  some 10 grain buns to go with the turkey, cheese bread buns for lunches, but this recipe is super for that stew and on and on I go...

Friday, March 12, 2010

Milking the Taxpayer

Its seems there has been this rash of reports of unregulated breast milk being sold on E-bay. ( I couldn't find any)This is most concerning for lawmakers who are trying to grope for further avenues of taxation and regulation to justify their existence, with full seamless support of the populace of course, under the guise of protecting our most vulnerable, our babies. The trauma of bought, unscreened breast milk is just something that can not be jiggled around with, this is not some rosie come what may matter,  this is a serious issue that needs serious intervention, the peaks and valleys of such a transaction should not go forth in an natural manner, business can not just let it all hang out unfettered, one can't just nip out for this stuff after all, this  requires the  binding of government forces to be seemly, safe and respectable. I am sure this article has presented just the tip of the problems we are could be getting into.

All I can say to that is bully for them for keeping abreast of all new forms of commerce and trying to find away to suck at the teat with every opportunity that presents it's self.

 What a bunch of Tits...er twits.