Monday, March 7, 2011

I find this hard

to swallow

Raise your glass if you fancy a shot of horse semen, a purported "delicacy" that will debut at the  Wildfoods Festivale in Hokitika, New Zealand, in March.

"It is sort of quirky, I suppose," festival organizer Mike Keenan told AOL News, with Kiwi understatement.

"It is the protein of the stallion. It is going to be tastefully done."

Well of course it is, nothing says tasteful like a mug of stallion semen.

Festival organizer Keenan joked that New Zealand's recent international sporting success in rugby league and netball were because of athletes imbibing stallion semen.

"The Kiwi rugby league team and the New Zealand netball team  found [stallion semen] is better than Viagra and has helped their performances very well," he said.

Well there ya go then, makes sense to follow those folks that also believe such superstitious classics as not shaving, showering or changing their underwear during a season because it would be "bad luck".

H/T HOM

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