Sunday, March 17, 2013

Damn you John Denver!

Never was a "fan", hard to understand why this is the song stuck in me head today. (except, you know, the sun shining for a change....)

Looking on the bright side I guess it could have been Olivia Newton John and Mr. Travolta sashaying and bouncing around up there...shudder.

carry on then.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Thank God for those strict Gun laws

 or this could have gotten right outta hand:
On Monday afternoon, Watkins was changing his daughter's diaper in his minivan near 65th and Maryland when a gunman opened fire. Both Watkins and his 6-month-old baby were hit by bullets. Jonylah died the next day after doctors struggled for hours to try to save her life.
Baby hit with 5 bullets. Dear Daddy is a gang member, but lets all focus folks.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Only in Canerder you say?

Or perhaps a first class Banana republic:

Only  here could we have the offspring of the worst freedom loving Prime Minister in Canadian history challenging that same Prime minister's Mistress and bearer of illegitimate daughter for the leadership of a National Party.

Who knew that just sitting on Pierre's lap could be a career opportunity?

One of these could be your new ruler..... pity.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

It happens to all of us

still it's a dam shame.

This morning we feature two artists that inhabited two extremes of the music spectrum.

Stompin' Tom ( 77) probably best known for this wee ditty:

But every good Canadian knows he was so much more.

Pretty sure me Dad and Tom are sharing a quart right about now.

Alvin Lee, (68) a wizard,

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

The "Only ones" in action again

But if parents did this their children would be taken away for abuse,

Jmyha Rickman was hauled in the back of a police squad car. Her guardian said she was treated like a criminal, all 70 lbs. of the young girl.
Rickman’s ordeal began at Love Joy Elementary School late Tuesday morning when she apparently had a bad tantrum.
At some point, school officials called the Alton Police to handle the situation.
Rickman said her hands were cuffed behind her back and the police would not allow her to get her coat.
“Her eyes were swollen from her crying and her wrists had welts on them,” said Rickman’s guardian, “They cuffed her feet too and she asked to use the restroom several times and was ignored.”

I thought teachers and the system were "trained" professionals and that is why are kids are better off in their care then at home. Even they know their propaganda is a fairy tale . Notice the school didn't call the Parents? They called the police. Asshats.

Police are your friend don't cha know......

My lord love a duck

My dearest Cattleman,

When I lay down for the night and have you by my side I feel safe in this crazy world, I feel calm, I gather strength from you and know we will always together.

Until you start that infernal snoring, then I plot ways to get one of the children to move out so I can have their room.


Monday, March 4, 2013

Men around the world cheered

Finally a study most of man kind can get behind:

A team of neurologists found that sexual activity can lead to “partial or complete relief” of head pain in some migraines.
The study, from the University of Munster, Germany, suggests that instead of using a sore head as an excuse to refuse sex, making love can be more effective than taking painkillers.
Wow!!!!!!! Do ya think it might have anything to do with those endorphine thingys we humans get from any sustained physical activity?

They suggested that sex triggered the release of endorphins, the body’s natural painkillers, through the central nervous system, which can in turn reduce, or even eliminate, a headache.

No kiddin eh? Who saw that coming?

Canada feels your pain

Domestic violence is NEVER funny:

Man smashes plate over boyfriend’s face after he refuses to stop listening to Alanis Morissette

and we understand, that's why we gave her to you.

Bullying wouldn't be such an issue in Schools

 if administration and teachers didn't model it so darn well:
The student grappled the gun away from the 15-year-old suspect on the bus ride home Tuesday after witnesses say he aimed the weapon point blank at another student and threatened to shoot him.
Disarm a would be killer, save a life, get suspended.
According to the referral, he was suspended for being part of an "incident" where a weapon was present and given an "emergency suspension."
Stupid children, wait for the "authorities" to come clean the mess after the trigger is pulled. Be verrrrrrry afraid to think or do anything for your self. This  is  sheeple training 101.

save someone one day and next your just: