In the Spring it becomes apparent (to moi at least) that mankind is forever tragically divided into to two differing categories of thought and purpose. The rest of the year I am able to push this disturbing truth aside like any other confrontation avoidance, self medicating, fragile psyche.
Folks are (so misguided, so sadly mislead, a product of EVILLLLLL American indoctrination, so in need of proper taste bud re-education, all fluff and no substance, please send money so we can save them from themselves) this:
A peeps sweet fan. Oh the humanity! :O(
I know but someone had to come out and finally put the truth on the plate! It's just all so very tragic really, because it all could be so easily avoided, Kids, just say no to peeps when you are handed the first one, be strong!
Or you are with the RIGHT thinking, tasteful (and dare I say) hip and elite majority.
A Spring time treat that has..solid....ummm...er...real substance to it. like chocolate!
Time to pick sides and join the revolution of perfect taste and unseat these puffy peeper posers! Eggers unite!
Vive la Egger nation!!!!!!
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