Hugh Hefner is engaged. The 84 year old Playboy popped the question to long time girlfriend, Crystal Harris. As they say love is blind, especially for Crystal who is only 24 years old. I wonder what Holly Madison thinks about this? Will Hef and Crystal have a big Playboy wedding?
Hef is a real charmer, when he divorced his last "long time" wife he stated that Viagra was the reason. Why stick with one..er...bunny when you can pop a pill that puts you back in working order and you can sample the wares of multiples? What a catch..
Question: How can someone who is only 24 be a "long time" girlfriend?
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Oh my. Well that's the life he has led for all these years - more years than his bride-to-be has been alive lol. I don't care what he does with his time, but I can't help but wonder about the women. Surely he must know that they are after his money and his lifestyle... sometimes I wonder if that bothers him or if he truly doesn't care. I wonder sometimes if he deep down wishes he had a REAL connection with a woman rather than a money-based one. But hey who am I to judge? Maybe his little bunny wabbit really does love him. Maybe.
Oh c'mon, GL. Hugh Heffner is a very well-known quantity. Do you really think the future Mrs. Heff doesn't know what she's buying into? She'll get a big high-profile wedding, a spread or two in the magazine, and later a big divorce settlement. Old as he is, she might even survive him while still married - which would make her rich as a bimbo version of Croesus. Can't see where she's got a lot to complain about, which means it doesn't matter what I think.
I didn't mean to give the impression that he was "cheating" the future Ms. fluffy Tail anything. I assume she has eyes wide open, she knows what she is getting and more then happy to be bought and paid for.
I have to agree with Kez and yourself that he and they (his ladies) know exactly what the deal is, I just have to wonder why one would seek to sanctify a customer/supply relationship like this with the label of marriage.
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