Only in Canerder you say?

Or perhaps a first class Banana republic:

Only  here could we have the offspring of the worst freedom loving Prime Minister in Canadian history challenging that same Prime minister's Mistress and bearer of illegitimate daughter for the leadership of a National Party.

Who knew that just sitting on Pierre's lap could be a career opportunity?

One of these could be your new ruler..... pity.

This is Libby Davies

Darn it, I despise when bloggers pick the least flattering photo to make a point, I do not want to be one of those bloggers so can I have a do over?

This is Libby Davies.



Marginal improvement. Surely I can do better.  Shall I try again?

This is Libby Davies.



I give up, I guess Libby is just NOT what you would call photogenic.

So this is a fair representation of what Libby Davies looks like.



Libby Davies is a politician. Not just any politician but a member of her Majesty's Loyal Opposition. Not just any member of her Majesty's Loyal Opposition, but the NDP critic of Health.  Health you say? Yup Health.

This is Libby Davies.



She has tabled a Private Member's Bill in an effort  to restrict the little people's salt intake, all in the name of Health of course. Because you can tell she is all about being healthy....right?

Physician (she's not) heal thy self first (she wont).

To be fair I would oppose the Libby Davies / nanny staters of life even if they appeared  in Victoria Secret's runway show or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. However the blatant hypocrisy and  stupidity of these types is usually not this obvious....It's rather stunning really.

Talk about your bloated overlord......

A little ditty that comes to mind when ever I think of dear Libby, that's fairly normal right?

Who started the Zombie apocalypse

 and didn't tell me?



1) A severed foot mailed  to the P.C.  party's headquarters.

2) A cannibal shot and killed in South Beach Florida after eating off his victim's face. 

3) A man who stabbed himself multiple times and threw his own intestines at the police. 

H/T SDA.

Update: Hand found in second package by  postie with sense of smell.

HLS Saving you from one fictitious enemy

after another:

Not a minute too soon, the Department of Homeland Security has announced that it is creating “environmental justice” units that will be empowered to oversee regulations in conjunction with local governments throughout the country. The framework for the Environmental Justice Working Group includes eleven federal government agencies, including the TSA, the Secret Service and FEMA. Go big or go home, right?

Oh brother where art thou and your freedom now?

Environmental Justice Working Group? Sounds like a bad marvel comic hero group doesn't it?

Gobbley goop , double speak from the mission statement of your Environmental Justice Units.

As described in the 2010 Quadrennial Homeland Security Review (QHSR), our Nation’s vision of homeland security is a homeland safe and secure, resilient against terrorism and other hazards, and where American interests and aspirations and the American way of life can thrive. In seeking to fulfill this vision, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) aspires to avoid burdening minority and low-income populations with a disproportionate share of any adverse human health or environmental risks associated with our efforts to secure the Nation.

What ever that means, which I suspect is whatever the they want it to.


H/T SDA.

Holder lied and people died...

More fast and furious,

Attorney General lied under oath (shocker isn't it?), his excuse? He gets memos alll the time, who has time to read them? Like do his job?



Ignorance may be bliss for some folks but for us common folks ignorance of the "law" or situation is no excuse...stupid sheeple only you have to do everything right or else pay the price.....

H/T SDA

Chickens stolen from pots

to buy votes.

Dalton McGiunty is looking to get re-elected this October. He knows his rubber is about to meet the road. He is willing to do all he can to change his fate..all he can such as pandering to select groups, bribing them with our money.

That’s all you can say about the Dalton McGuinty Liberals’ plan to give a $10,000 tax credit to companies that hire newcomers to this country.
It is bald-faced pandering to the immigrant vote.
As an immigrant, I can tell them, no one’s fooled.
The Liberals launched their platform Monday at a glitzy rally to party faithful in downtown Toronto.
This item overshadowed everything else.
Thousands of people — young and old — have lost their jobs in recent years. Our manufacturing sector has been decimated, in part due to McGuinty’s disastrous electricity policies.
But this government is going to throw $12 million into a program that will skew the hiring scene for home-grown job seekers.
Imagine this: A company is hiring staff. There are two applicants. One is a young person recently arrived in this country, speaking little English. He or she has no background and no history of working and paying taxes in this country.
The other applicant is a young person who was educated here. Who’s paying taxes. Whose parents paid taxes and who’ve contributed to this community in countless ways. The young person probably has a student debt.
Who’ll get the job? Well, McGuinty’s just given employers 10,000 reasons to hire the newcomer.
This isn’t what immigration to this country is all about.

If you have a problem with this policy? Dalton has already come out and said you are a racist and divisive TEA-PARTY type american immigrant hater. Not what the Liberals are all about at all, they are all that is compassionate, helping your fellow man, giving a hand up,  loving, caring Liberals.

 Remember folks if they give it, they can take it away. Even universal free health care subsidies.

Dalton McGuinty, (a man so evil, even by slimy politician standards, that I am sure he glows in the dark) has allowed the ministry to cancel special diet nutrition subsidies and certainly signed the death warrant for some of our most vulnerable citizens.

The 21-year-old Ottawa man has Duchenne muscular dystrophy, a degenerative disease of the muscles that has him confined to a wheelchair with a host of other related ailments, including heart and respiratory problems.

He weighs all of 30 kilograms and requires a special diet, high in nutrition and one that permits him to swallow without choking. He cannot afford to lose weight.

His diet, much of it prepared by his mother, Liliane Robinson, keeps that in check.

He needs round-the-clock care from his mother, with whom he lives in a two-bedroom highrise apartment on Halifax Drive, off Walkley Road.

When he turned 18, Brian qualified for financial help from the Ontario Disability Support Program that included a modest allowance for living expenses and $250 to help pay for the diet.

But the Ministry of Community and Social Services decided - against the recommendations of its own panel of health professionals - that Brandon and other muscular dystrophy sufferers with weight-loss issues will no longer receive the allowance

Yes dear leader, we see and take note.

Oh my lord love a duck

I can't believe the whitewashing and free ride a certain Jack Layton is getting just because he died.

Yes it is sad that he died in such a nasty way, cancer is horrible and I have no wish to see it again.

Yes he was only 61 and when your over thirty one realizes that 61 is indeed not a very long life.

Yes he was a husband and father and I am sure that his wife will miss him and his children will too.

All these things are true, but what else is true is he was a politician, his snout has been in the trough since he drew his first paycheck and it stayed there all his life.

He and his wife lived in subsidized housing in Toronto while they were both making good salaries as city counselors. They made a big deal about being one of the only families that "paid going rate" but come on they paid nothing near Toronto rates.

The Man was an NDP, not that all politicians aren't basically the same, the NDP have spectacular ability to think they have the right to impose their ideals, lifestyle and tax style on us the wee sheeple.

The man was a horrible hypocrite and liar ( I know I already said he was a politician) or one of the stupidest creatures alive. How can one not know that the Massage parlor, (the "Velvet Touch Massage Parlor")  they frequent and receive shiatsu treatment from diminutive Chinese immigrant women ,who speak very little broken English, in a bed and not on a massage table, isn't a medical facility but a  whore house. It stretches credibility too far to believe it when he said "I didn't know".

He vowed to do away with every dirty rotten stinking private Health care facility in Canada, even if he did go to one himself for surgery. "I didn't know".

What he "didn't know" was plenty.

He was a man, he died, he is still the same man, good, bad, indifferent regardless of the cancer, regardless of death, it doesn't whitewash him nor should it...

I can live with the fact that I am not always NICE, nice will get you a kick in the head and used like an old piece of tissue.

I know we Canadians are just so bloody polite, polite has it's place for sure, but truth should always supersede manufactured sentiment.

Seems like Deja vu all over again...

Or nice bank you got there, shame if anything were to happen to it.

In what could be a repeat of the easy-lending cycle that led to the housing crisis, the Justice Department has asked several banks to relax their mortgage underwriting standards and approve loans for minorities with poor credit as part of a new crackdown on alleged discrimination, according to court documents reviewed by IBD.

What a great idea to assist folks into buying homes that they can not pay for and jump start the housing market at the same time. Brilliant!!!!!

But, but, seems I have seen that in practice somewhere before....

Prosecutions have already generated more than $20 million in loan set-asides and other subsidies from banks that have settled out of court rather than battle the federal government and risk being branded racist. An additional 60 banks are under investigation, a DOJ spokeswoman says.

Say what you will, but at least the MOB was honest about their shakedowns.


H/T Small dead animals
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I wanna be your tampon

I'm shocked I tells ya! I am shocked to learn that Media (and others) have been bugging phones of private citizens in order to make report all the news that is fit to print.

In 1993 a magazine published the famous quote by the future King of England talking privately to Camillia that he wanted to be his mistress's tampon.  Insanity ensued. Shark infested circling of the Royal couple ensued, tabloids made mega bucks and all was well, because it was "them" whom were screwed over.

But on one would bug or intercept real people and their cell calls right?

Anyone with half a working brain cell thinks "yes they will and they do". Yet the world is so faux shocked. Stupid sheeps, fast asleeps.

I let my Mexican drug lord license expire.

Am I still eligible for the free machine gun program?

Classic Iowahawk, nuff said.

Don't let the door.....

Oh my lord love a duck finally!

This ha-ho (as my youngest would pronounce it) decides to pretend he understands what has folks upset   and resigns.



Bye bye pervert? No mincing of words there eh?

Sweet.......and take your friends, like Barbara Wawa (and the  media party apoligists) who thought that the V (little blue pill)  made ya do it...puuuuuuleeeeease....take her with you.

The False Majority

Grrrrr Will this election ever really end? Will the spin ever really end?

I think not.

Lets take Elizabeth May for example. The Darling of the Greens who got their very first seat in the house.

Elizabeth won the Saanich - Gulf Island riding with 46.25% of the vote. That means that 53.74% of the people didn't want her to be their faithful ruler representative. But we have first past the post and the reality is she is legally able to disgrace  Parliament at her leisure.

But Ms. May is not happy taking her ill gotten gains and be done with it, No not our ballsy gal, she rejects the Conservative Majority on the grounds that they did not get over 50% of the popular vote:

May said she was disappointed by what she called the Conservatives' false majority, and vowed to fight for electoral change.

As a matter of fact I just caught Ms. May on T.V. spouting the same ridiculous argument how unfair it was and it needed to be changed to proportional representation or some such nonsense. Which means that individuals that NOBODY actually voted for would get to sit in the house. Her theory is since her party got 3% of the votes nationally she should have 3% of the seats in the house. Sweet forcing folks to accept people that even their locals realized weren't ready for prime time and rejected. . Of course we only hear this kinda of nonsense when folks don't get what they think they are entitled to. 

She said: "I will never shrink from speaking truth to power, nor will I embrace the politics of spin.

How about this Lizzy? Put your principles where your mouth is and resign your seat because you did NOT get the majority of votes in your riding. Your riding win is a  "false win" using your logic. Ms. May if you had one once of self respect, or actually believed that tripe you spout you would quit in protest. Ms. May, be a shinning example to the multitudes,  Don't be a hypocrite, just quit.

You got this politics and spin thing down pretty good already don't ya girl friend?

Let me know when it's really over.....

Oddly no news reports

about the spontaneous discombobulations or heads exploding  (although I thought Craig Oliver was gonna cry or his eye was going to fall out at one point) upon learning that  those right wing nutbars are taking over the world..insert maniacal laugh track here.

Jeepers what a bunch of maroons...

Listen up ladies they are not going to take away your right to flush your children dans la toilet , you will not be denied the vote or equal opportunity to slave so you can pay taxes, they are not gonna have soldiers on the streets, in your town, yup right here in good ole Canerder policing your every thought and move, ( Why bother that has been done already by Trudeau, may he rot in hell, the Progressive Superior Liberal leader, that's just so 70's don't cha think?) they are not going to all of a sudden be handing out hand guns to every Tom, Dick and Henrietta so your women/children can be raped and subjugated to their will.

And do you wanna know why?

Because they are POLITICIANS and all POLITICIANS live to rule another day, they don't need to enslave you because they have already done it and they don't think short term, they think loooooooooooooooooong term, as in a dynasty at the trough loooooooooong term.

Just in case you haven't noticed, tomorrow the sun will rise...again as par usual and then suddenly there will come another tomorrow and a thousand tomorrows after that in which these scary, hidden agenda, right wing. knuckle dragging, climate disruption deniers will again have to face you the electorate. Gonna happen pretty much like clock work.You will have anotherr chance to pick your (and mine by extension) rulers.

Ya you, the Bozos that think that democracy is a fair and just system so you can force your wishes upon others who aren't interested in being foisted upon (well it's for the good of the children or the betterment of society as a whole)...well fair and just until ya all lose..then its all bets are are off....I have babies with more sophisticated thought process for goodness sakes...

I blame Bush. Lets all blame bush.




Now go forth and have a nice day.

So let me get this straight...

The man who can't tell the difference between a medical facility  and a Triad run "Cat-house" is the only man that can save health care? Seriously?